Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.

Prince Charles: “Pass the Wine you Divine”

Sardar thinks “how poetic”

Sardar: “Pass the custard you bastard”.

Mom training her daughter how to love bf
Mom: Bf kiss u say “don’t”

Daughter : ok
Mom: Bf hugs u say “stop it”
2nd day Daughter : Mom he did both at the same time

so I said “don’t stop it”.

Galileo used to study in small lamp,

Graham bell used to study in candle,

Shakespear used to study in street light.

Mujhe samaj mein nahi aata..

sale din mein jakh marte the kya?

Life of a college student:
Wallet hai, paise nahi

Lecture hai, attendance nahi

Mobile hai, balance nahi

Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi

Exam hai, tension nahi

Padhna hai, mood nahi.

A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua,

got twins without getting married.

What did they name them?

Ans:Jo Hua, So Hua.

Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?----------

Ans: Jab loose motion lage hoon .....

aur pajame ki naddi na khule.

Q:Explain the word “automatically”?
A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou

uss ko kehtey hain “auto -main-takli”.

Queation: Bahooo Ek gear mard ke sath

sari raat ghar se bahar rahi,

aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha,

Kyon?

Ans: Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !

Can u think k
2+5=11kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thoda aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u kkaise aye

Are buddhuitna bhi nahi jante..

“GALTI SE”

Doggi

To

Muskura

Kum Se Kum

Par Aap

Bheja Hai

Sms

Jisne Ye

Kaho Ge

Bura bhala

Bande Ko

Uss

Aap

K Baad

Padhne

Ko

Sms

Iss
Confused naa?

Ab neechey se padho.

What happens when a lion roars thrice?

-----Think-----

Any guess?-----Ok,

I will tell you..

-----Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!

I am made of 5 letters,

If U remove the first letter,

It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,

It is everywhere!
Guess what !
HAIR

AIR------

Answer : CHAIR

I am a 7 letter city,

My 234 letter is a bird,

61 is cool,1274 is a part of the face,

4713 is a way of saying good,&

4 is equal to 5.

If u r genius then guess the name of the city.

Batao woh kaun si jagha hai

jahan mard aur aurat k baal curly hote hain.

---socho!---

Aur socho---

Are DIRTY mind---

wo jagha hai......

---AFRICA

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I was born smart and handsome,

But what the hell happened to you?

U r genius,Ur mind is a master piece,

It is divided into left & right.

In the left part nothing is right &

In right part nothing is left.

Teri dosti ki roshani aisi hai

ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai…

Sochta hoon ghar ki bijli katva lu…

Ajkal kambkhat bill bohat aata hai.!

If u want success in life then:
Be as sweet as honey,

Be as regular as clock ,

Be as fresh as rose,

Be as soft as tissue,

Be as strong as rock,

Be as sure as death and

Be as smart as me…!

Aye dost teri dosti ke liye duniya chor denge,

Teri traf aaye tufan ko modh denge,

Lekin tune agar sath chora kasam se teri haddiyan todh denge.

Hugli Hugli

Dugli DUgli

Bugli Bugli

Ugly Ugly Stopppppppppp!!

----Don’t laugh! yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya…..

Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA…

Hi Today is “WORLD SORRY SAYING DAY

”So If I have hurt you anytime, anywhere, orDisturbed you,

then I want to say just three words.

------

--“I WILL CONTINUE”

kARLO JO KARNA HAI…..

When ever u feel sad..

When ever u think life is impossible

Just tell me I will hold ur hand

take you to the bridge

And show u the way to jump.

Excellent Mind

Khubsurat Chehra,

Mithi Aawaj.

Masumi Aankhe,

Perfect Personality,

Khush mijaj Andaaj…..
Yeh toh hui meri baat,
Aur batao kaise ho aap?

“Lux” is the soap of India.

“Mrf” is the wheel of India.

“Amul” is the taste of India.

“U” are the waste of India.

“Sender” is the star of India.

M_rkh, St_pid, B_dh_, D_ffer,

Bewak_f,Ghoch _, _ll_, Bhondu_

dekha..Everything is incomplete without ‘U’!!

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,

Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,

Par maan jana manane se,

Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kahan jayenge?

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain,

Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai,

Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho,

Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai.

Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,

Aapne duniya k kehne pe hame bhula dia,

Hum to vaise bhi akele the,

Kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.

Wish I could turn back the timeand make things right…

Please forgive me!

Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,

Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,

Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.

SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…

Dont get confused ,

Arey Baba SORRY means:

S-Some,

O-One Is,

R-Really,

R-Remembering

Y-You…..

Have A wonderful day….

Begano se dosti ki gunjais nahi hoti,
Mout ke badh koi khavaish nahi hoti,
Shayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga,
Warna November ke mahine mein barish nahi hoti,
I am sorry!!!

Kitini jaldi ye mulaqat guzar jati hai,
Pyaas bujhti nahi barsat guzar jati hai,
Apni yadoon se dil dukhaya na karein,
Neend atti nahi aur rat guzar jati hai.

What is a kiss???In view of………..

(1)Geometry…

“KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!”
(2)Economics…

“KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS

ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!”
(3)Physics…

KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!”
(4)Computer…

“KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE CONNECTED

WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!”

Benefits of Kissing :

Changes taste,

Burns Calories,

Lips never go dry,

Relieves Stress,

Makes face muscles strong,

So KEEP KISSING…

Love is the name,
Kiss is the game,
Forget the name,
Lets play the game.

Kya likhun likha nahin jata,

Bin tere aab raha nahin jata,

Kya bebasi kya bekhudi,

Ji raha hun magar jiya nahin jata.

Koi aankho se batein karta hain,

Koi aankhon se mulakate karta hain,

Bada mushkil hota hain jawab dena,

Jab koi chup raheke sawaal karta hain.

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted,

The only really kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain,
meri ungli pakad lete hain !

Raat ke andhere mein sara jahan sota hai,

Lekin kisi ke yaad mein ek dil rota hai,

Khuda kare ki kisi par koi fida na ho,

Agar ho to maut se phele juda na ho.

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.

Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted,

“Kya nishana lagaya hai".

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this train to Ludhiana?”
“No,” answers the railway man.“Can I?” asks Gani Singh.

Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth?
-Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.

Doctor : What’s your problem?

Sardarji : I keep forgetting things.

Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?

Sardarji : What problem?

A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab.

Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…

Sardar always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:
1. It helps saving revision time.

2. He can keep a watch on himself.

3. He likes combined studies.

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:
FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)
AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)
SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)

Zindagi ke kuch lamhe yaadgar hote hain,

Yadoon mein kuch log khass hote hain,

Yu to woh door hote hain nazaron se,

Par unke ehsaas dil ke paas hote hain.

Bheeg jati hain palke tanhai me,

Darte hain koi jan na le,

Tabhi to ham chalte hain barish me,

Taki rote hue hame koi pahechan na le.

Dil ki awaz ko izhar kehte hai,

Jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai,

Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi,

Kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hain.

RAAT hui shaam k baad

Teri yaad aayi har baat k baad

Hum ne khamosh rah kar dekha

Phir bhi teri aawaz aayi har saans k baad .

Hum labo se keh na paye un se haal-e-dil kabhi…

Aur ek woh samajh na paye yeh khamoshi kya cheez hai.

It feels nice when someone misses u,
feels good when someone loves u,
feels better when someone’s with u
But it feels the best when someone never 4gets u.

Mere aane ki aahat par shayad shama jalaee hogi,

Kabhi judai ke gham se aankh bhar aayi hogi,

Fikar na kar mere hamdum,

Rab ne milne ki koi shaam zarur banayi hogi.

Aap se milne ka maan kar raha hai,

Maan ko samjaya to dil tadap raha hai,

Dil ko bataya to aankhe ro padi,

Unhe chupa diya to saanse bol padi.

“I MISS U”

Is sham ki tanhai se,Dard ki gehrai se,

Ye dil kuchh baat kar raha hai,

Zara samjho in fizaon ki chubhan ko,

Aaj phir tumhe koi yaad kar raha hai.

Aap paas raho ya door,
Dil se dil ki aawaz mila sakte hain hum.
Na khat ke na telephone ke mohtaz hain,
Sirf ek hichki se aapke dil ko hila sakte hain hum.

Pani ka 1 katra aankh se gira abhi,
Kya tumne mujhko yaad kiya abhi,
Tujhse mile zamana hua magar,
yun laga koi mujhse mil ke gaya abhi

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga.

Khushbu bankar tumhare pass bikhar jayege,
Sukun bankar dil me utar jayege,
Jara mahsus karne ki koshish to kijiye,
Dur hote huye bhi pass nazar aayege.

Dil ki zubaan wo samaj nahi patey,
Hotoon se hum kuch keh nahi patey,
Apni bebasi kis se kahe hum ja kar,
Ek koi hai jis k bina hum reh nahi patey.

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