Richman to poorman

Richman to poorman- "How-come ur pe**s so big?
Poorman-replied: "B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!!+

Sardar broke his engagement

Sardar broke his engagement bcoz d girl ws virgin...

Sardar said "jo aaj tak kisike kaam na aayi

wo mere kaam kya aayegi!!!"

Ravi shashtri to his wife at first night: Are youvirgin?

She replied: Kya kabhi spinner ko nayi ball milta haiKya?

Sardar to Sardarni:Lets try something different.

Do it in ears.

Sardarni: Hohji, main behry ho gayi to?

Sardar: Aaj tak goongi hui kyaaaa?

Whats the name of a chinese prostitute?
Answer is SABNE LEE.